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Self-Help Books From the Future

halliecantor:

How to Swipe Right on Yourself

Instagram Your Way to the Life You Want

He Liked My Post, But Does He Love Me?

Saving Your Snapchats, Saving Your Marriage

How Soon is Too Soon?: When to Merge Consciousnesses With Your Significant Other

Men Are From the Male Civilian Outpost on Mars, Women Are From the Female Civilian Outpost on Mars

Help! I’m Single During the Singularity

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes here

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes here


  • student:
    hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government:
    sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government:
    nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government:
    no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

"We travel for romance, we travel for architecture, and we travel to be lost."

Ray Bradbury (via edwardelrics)

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condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

Me

Me

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(Source: 90s90s90s)


So I just rode, the ocean spray tingling all over me, the tide rising, filled with starfish and phosphorescence, into the dawn.





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