Names Gabe.
Broadcasting Student.
Im a klutz.
A little bit Bubbly.
Enjoy :)
Broadcasting Student.
Im a klutz.
A little bit Bubbly.
Enjoy :)
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nayx:
is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
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Mom:' well you need to call them and ask.'
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Me:I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
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- girlintheopen
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Like Crazy.
Missing this something fierce right now.
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So I just rode, the ocean spray tingling all over me, the tide rising, filled with starfish and phosphorescence, into the dawn.
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